I’ve become inspired to create a running list of stuff white people like. There’s already an entire website devoted to the subject, but I’ve observed my own trends over time.
White people like…
- Spending too much time in the Sun – On days when the rest of the world sensibly stays inside because it’s hot as hell outside, white people will go lay out in the sun and torture their skin. Not only that, they’ll go into tanning salons to zap carcinogenic electromagnetic rays into that same poor skin if the Sun happens to not be out enough for them.
- Peanut butter – Seriously, what’s the big deal about peanut butter? Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, apples and peanut butter…what the hell? It goes good with jelly or jam but that’s it, seriously.
- Cheese – White people love their cheese…Enough said.