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I'm going to share ridiculous job postings I come across on Craigslist.  People want to pay programmers and developers a little more than what fast-food restaurant workers are paid (who, incidentially, I think are extremely underpaid for the amount of work they have to do).

PHP/app developer w social media skills (intern) (Westminster, Colorado) E-mail
Wednesday, 28 July 2010 00:00

PHP/app developer w social media skills (intern) (Westminster, Colorado)


Date: 2010-07-22, 1:28PM MDT
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We are offering a six month paid internship for an PHP app developer and avanced web designer. You'll be working in our office in North Denver (Westminster). You will be working 32 hours per week. This internship pays $750 per month. Please do NOT reply if you are not located in the Denver/Boulder area.

ABOUT US
We are a non-traditional agency with offices in Denver and Cologne, Germany. All our projects involve various aspects of social media. Many of our clients are larger entities. We constantly develop new ideas for apps (Facebook, mobile, weaving various API's together, etc.) We specialize in tailored solutions for our clients, many of them being larger international entities. Our work includes this includes managing Twitter and Facebook accounts for our clients, community building and management, designing and running word of mouth campaigns, and monitoring the results. We started 8 years ago and are one of the household names for Guerilla Marketing in Germany and are making a name for ourselves with an awesome campaign here in the US.

We are out-of-the box thinkers that constantly monitor current and future trends and apply it to our workflow.

We are looking for a person that adds to our creativity pool and can turn our ideas into reality.

YOUR POSITION
* Brainstorm for new ideas
* Building enhanced Facebook fan pages including apps that run within Facebook or external microsites
* Developing location based solutions & mobile apps
* Creative use of social media APIs
* Identifying new trends and developments
* Localization and internationalization of websites
* Exploring the opportunities of geo targeting, QR codes, games and the creative use of digital coupons
* Adding functionality to the websites of our clients (Javascript, Ajax, PHP)
* Building mobile versions of websites and iPhone apps
* Building & enhancing WordPress blogs

You will be working with our local team and our team in Germany - no worries they all speak English. You'll be working on numerous prestigious client projects that will help you to build your resume. You will also meet some leading social media experts.

REQUIREMENTS
* Knowledge of PHP, Ajax, Javascript, HTML 5 & CSS 3
* Existing web development background
* You are self driven and understand that this environment requires constant self-education
* You have your own social media accounts and keep maintaining them
* Strong written and verbal communication skills
* Ability to meet changing demands and to adapt to frequently changing priorities
* Owning a Macbook


PLEASE NOTE
Please send us URL's that show your work. You need to be able to show us an existing web development background, that is much more important than a BS or a masters in science.

You will NOT do extensive backend programming that takes months to complete. Your focus will be on projects than can be completed in a week.

Your passion for programming could turn this internship into a permanent job. So far all of our interns turned into permanent employees. We do have the deal flow to make it happen.

We are looking forward to hearing from you :)

  • Location: Westminster, Colorado
  • Compensation: $750 per month
  • This is a part-time job.
  • This is an internship job
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
PostingID: 1857401860
 
"Microsite/Splash Page Designer" E-mail
Sunday, 25 April 2010 20:02

“Microsite/ Splash Page Designer”


Date: 2010-04-25, 3:16PM MDT
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COACTION MEDIA – Marketing Company with emphasize on Health and Beauty Products based on Pearl St in Boulder. We manufacture and distribute health, beauty and nutrition products globally through direct marketing channels and manage several websites including anti-agingstore.com, spatown.com, coationmedia.com, mensnutrition.com, faceserum-pcs.com, collagen-pcs.com, skinnypatch.com
“Microsite/ Splash Page Designer”
Your primary responsibilities would be to take product content from our direct mail catalog and other sources and rolling out offers like these would be the primary activity for the position. However there would be various other design projects like emails, banners, etc.
Here are some examples of sites that we currently operate and need to produce more of
skinnypatch.com; faceserum-pcs.com; acai-pb.com; zen-cleanse.com; collagen-pcs.com
www.anti-agingstore.com
• Responsibilities would Include but not limited to
• Landing Page Design
• Landing Page Content Creating
• Landing Page Optimization
• Content Management on word press and Magento
• Website conversion optimization
• Product Descriptions and Messaging on the websites
• Email Design
• Banner Design
• Helping with SEO
•Other areas might be some help with sales and service activities. Also helping to be create a consistent branding and sales message across all channels including product descriptions, catalog, packaging, social media, affiliate programs and the websites.
Expert in Photoshop and HTML web design required. Knowledge of Flash, PHP and XML a plus.
Compensation: $12-15 per hour
plus bonuses. Part time/full time
Please contact This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it with design portfolio, resume and cover letter for more details.

  • Compensation: Compensation: $12-15 per hour plus bonuses. Part time/full time
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
PostingID: 1709818027
 
Looking For Dependable Web Designer (Akron) E-mail
Friday, 02 April 2010 07:45

Looking For Dependable Web Designer (Akron)


Date: 2010-04-02, 9:03AM EDT
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Hello,

I am in need of a dependable and local web designer to help me develop small websites. You can be a student or new to web design but you must have an understanding of HTML. You can work from your own home and have the option of being paid in cash or through PayPal. I am not looking for an hourly worker as I will be paying per page. I can offer ($15-20 per 1024x768 page) This will be a great opportunity for someone looking to get into web design who would like to get paid while they learn. If your interested please email at This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it and please be sure to leave your contact number. If you are sending a sample of your work please make sure to only send one sample. Thank you and I will speak to you soon!

Adrian
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  • Location: Akron
  • Compensation: $15 to 20 per page!
  • Telecommuting is ok.
  • This is a part-time job.
  • This is a contract job.
  • OK to highlight this job opening for persons with disabilities
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
PostingID: 1672903728
 
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