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I'm going to share ridiculous job postings I come across on Craigslist.  People want to pay programmers and developers a little more than what fast-food restaurant workers are paid (who, incidentially, I think are extremely underpaid for the amount of work they have to do).

Web Designer E-mail
Friday, 02 April 2010 07:45

Web Designer (Remote)


Date: 2010-04-08, 10:29AM PDT
Reply to: This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it [Errors when replying to ads?]


Become an integral part of an award winning, fast-paced marketing department. DCD is seeking a multi-talented Web Designer that can easily wear many hats. The Senior Web Designer will work closely with the marketing team to lead the creation of web design and graphics, and various other design projects as assigned.
The candidate must be highly creative and possess excellent design skills and a driven work ethic.
Web Designer (2 Yrs Experience)
Essential Programming Skills To Apply :
PHP, CakePHP, JavaScript, jQuery, AJAX, Database design, HTML, CSS, XML, Delphi, Visual C++, C#,Java, Visual Basic, VBA, Smarty , Drupal, Joomla, Front Page, HTACCESS, Perl, CGI, Core Java.
Added Advantage :
CMS : PHPNuke, SilverSdivipe, CMS Made Simple, Wordpress
Other : PHPList, phpMyAdmin, vBulletin, SMF, phpMorphy
Technical Skills :
Server : Apache, Tomcat
Database : Oracle, MySQL/ SQL
Version Condivol : CVS, SmartCVS
Those who have these Operating environments are also welcome.
Ubuntu, RedHat Linux 9, Enterprize & WS.
Oracle 8 , SQL Server 2000 , MS-Access , MYSQL.
Please send samples of your work.

  • Location: Remote
  • Compensation: $15-$25.00 per hour (downright pathetic considering the list of technologies they want you to know)
  • Telecommuting is ok.
  • This is a part-time job.
  • This is a contract job.
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
PostingID: 1682447443
 
Virtual, Project-based Coder Needed - ASAP! (Virtual) E-mail
Wednesday, 31 March 2010 19:51

Virtual, Project-based Coder Needed - ASAP! (Virtual)


Date: 2010-03-31, 10:30AM MDT
Reply to: This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it [Errors when replying to ads?]


Have an immediate opening for a good coder; HTML, CSS, Dreamweaver and PHP. You must also be proficient with PhotoShop. Must be PC-based due to our software applications. You must also be knowledgeable of W3C Standards.

If you are also familiar with ConstantContact -- you go to the top of the list!

Average 10-15 hours/week; however potential for more hours during special projects.

Please send a resume and a link to your online portfolio for consideration.

  • Location: Virtual
  • Compensation: $15/hour
  • Telecommuting is ok.
  • This is a part-time job.
  • This is a contract job.
  • OK to highlight this job opening for persons with disabilities
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
PostingID: 1669093513
 
female web designer E-mail
Monday, 30 November 2009 09:26

"female web designer" (Orlando)


Date: 2009-11-28, 7:45PM EST
Reply to: This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it [Errors when replying to ads?]


Look, buddy - are you seeking a web designer or a model? I assume you already have the air-headed models who can't do what we developers and designers can do.

If you want to be taken seriously, and not as a creep, stop asking for pictures. If we, the talent YOU SEEK, want to be comfortable working on YOUR site, you will look no further than our portfolios and skills. That's it, that's all.

I replied to your ad and didn't respond back to your e-mail after you asked for pictures. My portfolio is open to scrutiny, NOT what I look like.

How about a little respect for your designer? If you want us to be comfortable working in your office and not have to worry about what kind of trick the CREEP is going to pull out of his hat, then, focus on the SKILLS.

I have flagged your ad and will continue to do so. You keep this unethical discrimination up, I will report you to the authorities for not making your intentions clear. UNDERSTAND? You are, after all, a man asking random people offering you their legal, legitimate services, for pictures, and stipulating that they must be women.

RED FLAG, RED FLAG, RED FLAG!

LOSER!



  • Location: Orlando
  • Compensation: What's behind door #1?
  • Telecommuting is ok.
  • This is a part-time job.
  • This is a contract job.
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
  
  
PostingID: 1485981419
 
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